One day I’ll think of a really clever text post that will make me tumblr famous. Until then, I’m just gonna sit here reblogging other people’s clever text posts.

Rule #1 Never be #2 - (via frenchinhalechanelxoxo)

penguinize:

no matter how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald’s i’m still gonna eat it

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inceration:

I FOLLOW BACK 1OO%
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minimilize:

كن على سلام (be at peace)
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sharkchunks:

hellsquidsintl:

There was, of course, an increase in heart attacks and traffic accidents as people panicked trying to escape the ghost deer.

A significant decline in dementors as well.
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accioguitardis:

cyberunfamous:

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

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what the fuck

thefourteenthdoctor:

1dfangirlpreferences:

thefourteenthdoctor:

zeustreats:

jesuschristvevo:

i wish i had a little toilet and sink in the corner of my room so i wouldnt have to walk all the way to the bathroom

That’s a prison cell

In prison your food gets cooked for you as well. 

I’m beginning to think murdering people I don’t like wouldn’t be such a bad thing.

you do realize that there’s probably police officers on here, right?

oh no what are they going to do send me to prison?

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asian:

my grades are going down i’m yelling tumblr

ohshititsgreg:

If we’re dating and you don’t let me pretend to play bongo drums on your butt then guess what? We’re through

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thoselonelyeyes:

fullmoon-unicorn:

the starry sky on the himalayas

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